Don't forget! Edward's peen is so fucking massive that even John Holmes is intimidated. And his ginormous size must be mentioned at least a dozen times during each lemon for your less intelligent readers to comprehend. But don't worry about Bella. Her pussy has magical elasticity, and it will always return to the size of coin slot despite his shoving a telephone pole up in there.
p.s. thank you, stella luna sky!
p.s. thank you, stella luna sky!
2 comments:
YES! Much like Bella swallows every drop, every time; everyone knows that she's a cum guzzler. Honestly, she swallows so much fic jizz she should be changing her name to cumbucket.
OMG its OCTO-WARD!!!
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