|
Huh?
What is this place?
I think it’s important that we all review our fandom rules now because, honestly, from where I’m sitting, a lot of you seem to be making it up as you go. Therefore, I'm going to do us all a big favor, and list off the rules, one per day, until we're all back to where we need to be. kthnxbai
|
See? It worked didn't it? You're not even reading this. And we all know that teenagers always do what they're told. So make sure you put "Don't read this unless you're old enough to vote" on all your XXX-rated fanfics. They will totally obey. Why am I even typing this? It's not like you're actually reading...
Everyone agrees with your opinion. Those six people that tweeted you about it are representative of the entire fandom, and now that you have an army behind you, things will actually change. Take a moment to sit back and bask in the feeling of power. It really is all about you.
If it is tweeted, it must be true. Don’t bother checking your facts first. Gang up on the site or person who has committed the heinous crime named in the tweet. Hurry! You’re wasting precious time!
Whining does not sound whiny. At all. If someone upsets you, make sure you whine in author's notes, on Twitter, and on your blog. If you can afford one of those planes that will write it in the sky, do that, too. Whining impresses people, makes them see your side of things, and never annoys them. Ever.
The First Amendment applies to everything. Sure, the constitution says the government can’t make laws infringing on the freedom of speech, but what it means is that privately owned websites are required to let you post anything you want. You should sue those sites.
Your fic is amazing because your reviewers say it is. They are NOT fourteen year olds who have stayed up past their bedtimes. They are professional book critics, and they have discovered your genius.
Grammar and syntax are not important to the story. If someone points out an error or suggests you get a new beta, they are clearly sent by the devil. The only way to send them back to hell is by ranting about them to others.
|
